Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
(via themootastic)
do you ever just look at your homework like this
I look at people like this
I look at everything like this
I look like this
(via hookupandgetlost)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview
(via thesillyturtle)
the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”
he was so fucking terrified
are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god
i’m honestly starting to think that he is
well he is the man upstairs
(via thesillyturtle)